bae: will you go out with me
me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment
my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real
"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"
You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.
I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish: