*panics and procrastinates simultaneously*
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist
television show idea:
men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad