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hi i'm mira from the santa claus moomin country

i don't even laugh at the stuff i reblog i've lost control

(Source: vinegod)



The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

people saying harmless things to cheer others up makes me SO MAD and theres NOTHING WORSE and THIS WEBSITE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH how can people do things that have NO EFFECT ON ME to try and spread positive vibes I AM A PISSBABY SUPREME

(Source: girlspice)

Reblogged from vvorldwideweb, Posted by yugichrist.




lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

Reblogged from coolprofessor, Posted by kuzco2000.

what the hell’s a laker
Reblogged from coolprofessor, Posted by yimmyayo.

this is the teacher from the incredibles


turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

Reblogged from hi, Posted by aphrodildo.


I'm just an Insect
Trying to
get out of the night

I only stick with You
Because there
are no others

You're All i NEED

Played — 11,583 times
Trackname — All I Need
Artist — Radiohead
Album — In Rainbows
Anonymous asked:
tell us your most embarrassing story



So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.


(Source: vinebox)

(Source: vinebox)


I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers


I feel so bad for bugs that don’t understand windows.. They must be so confused and stressed out